Just as what our team of internet trends analysts predicted, the Pabebe Girls has gone viral and is about to hit mainstream television any time soon. In case you've been living under a rock this past several weeks, Pabebe is one of the popular term among Filipino netizens.

But lots of people are getting confused of the names of these Pabebe. You see, there are a bunch of internet people that has the word Pabebe associated with them. It gets really confusing as the number of people on social media that that gets called Pabebe is ever increasing in an astounding rate.
Pabebe Girls

So to set the record straight we made this Pabebe Guide: Facts and Information Regarding All Types of Pabebe Girls

Type 1 - Pabebe Queen/Girl or Pabebeng Mamon. This is the original Pabebe Girl who's real name is Mary Jaydeeryn Elias. She was the first person to become popular for being called a pabebe. This type of pabebe is often found wandering alone in malls and sometimes meeting unpopular groups of pamintas. It's favorite food is, you guessed it right, mamon.

Type 2 - Pabebe Brown a.k.a. Mar Dee. According to our resident social media experts in Pinoy News Blogger, Mar Dee is the first internet person to retaliate and violently react to Pabebe Girl's video (see Type 1 above) by uploading a video of herself mocking and criticizing original Pabebe Queen/Girl Mary Jaydeeryn Elias. But instead of praises she gained so much haters and trolls flocked to her video mocking her physical appearance and skin complexion. But she did not waver before her bashers and stood firm. She's been called Pabebe Brown by FB community page Tag Na This as Pabebe Brown out of respect and admiration of her confidence.

Type 3 - Pabebeng Sabaw Queen. This cute female internet person called Elizabeth Romero also started as a critic of all things pabebe. She uploaded a video of herself eating what we suspect is sinigang na ulo-ulo (fisg stew) with her hands while criticizing girls that shows symptoms of pabebeness. But instead of raking in praises from netizens she gained more haters as she herself, according to social media experts and trolls, is a pabebe hiding behind the guise of 'one of the boys' image.

Pabebe HaterPabebe Hater, nagsalita na! (habang may laman ang bibig).Tag mo friend mong galit sa mga pabebe.
Posted by Tag Na This on Thursday, May 28, 2015

Type 4 - Pabebe Girls a.k.a. Pabebe Warriors. Probably the ultimate Pabebe persons to emerge from the internet are these two young girls. After you watch their video you will wish that all this is just a nightmare and it will end soon but sadly it's reality. These Pabebe Girls are real and is considered the epitome of pabebeness. It's so life threatening one can easily lose hope in continuing to live upon watching them even for 30 seconds. Fortunately, it's easy to recognize them. When you see a couple of girls headed your way and there are no eyebrows in one of them, you're in trouble. It's the Pabebe Girls coming at you!

Our video content team over at our YouTube channel are one of the first unlucky people to see the notorious Pabebe Girls' video. After they watched it, they knew the world has to know about it so they took upon themselves to re-post in our YouTube channel. The whole team had to be relieved from duty and undergo psychiatric treatment after they uploaded the said cursed video to our channel. According to the doctors, they watched it to many times during the editing process which disrupted their brain cells' normal functions.

But all is well worth it because these terrifying Pabebe Girls have now successfully reached the attention of mainstream media which means more people specially the masses will be now aware of their existence. Salute to our video content team. Your sacrifices are not in vain.

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